IT’S OFFICIAL, the festive season has finally kicked into swing as Christmas countdown websites gear up to headspin into overdrive.
Today also marks the annual ‘Pushing Brussels Sprouts to Side of Plate’ countdown with only days away before the dreaded late afternoon dinner activity begins.
Spokesperson for the Why Do We Keep Insisting On Adding Brussels Sprouts To Our Plates Group? said as the countdown begins:
“Each year we punish ourselves by trying to eat Brussels sprouts. So far we’ve found no-one who actually likes them. They are only there taking up unnecessary space on our plates because tradition says so.”
Meanwhile groups have called for a total ban on Brussels sprouts this year on Christmas Day due to terror fears.
Spokesperson for the group told our reporters:”Many never recover from eating Brussels sprouts. They completely cleanse out the colon, set fire to the intestine and evaporate the inner walls of our digestive system. You are safer eating cyanide.”
